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May 26, 2020 M. Pilot

Walt Disney World Reopening Plans Just Hastily Prepared Poster Board With Dollar Signs

May 20, 2020May 26, 2020 M. Pilot

Disney Cast Members And Guests Agree: Josh D’Amaro Is Very Fuckable

April 8, 2020May 20, 2020 M. Pilot

Epcot Security Guard Getting Pretty Good At Topiaries

March 30, 2020April 8, 2020 M. Pilot

Imagineer Spends Free Time Heckling Spaceship Earth Animatronics At Empty Epcot

March 28, 2020April 8, 2020 M. Pilot

Mission: Space Cast Member Forgets About Family Left In Hypersleep

February 29, 2020March 28, 2020 M. Pilot

New Disney CEO Bob Chapek Captured Saving Beloved Disney Intellectual Property From Sinking Jungle Cruise Boat

September 24, 2019February 29, 2020 M. Pilot

NBA Experience Accidentally Turned Into Spirit Halloween Store

May 3, 2019September 24, 2019 M. Pilot

Walt Disney World Introduces New WALL-Ecv Transportation Service

May 2, 2019September 24, 2019 M. Pilot

SCOOP: Disneyland Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge Reservation System Just Pager From Chili’s

May 1, 2019May 3, 2019 M. Pilot

SCOOP: Rejected Disney’s Hollywood Studios Logo Featured Characters From “Home On The Range”